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The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree

smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says:

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint,

come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next

to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is

'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans

too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little

lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little

lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got

too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says

"Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"